stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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illumnus:

Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy. 

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(Source: enraptored)

thirstiest:

nentindo:

hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

(Source: superstarsaga)

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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(Source: snorlaxatives)

TMI character when their children ask where babies come from for the first time

mikaelsonatheart:

Clary:

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Jace:

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Magnus:

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Alec:

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Isabelle:

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Simon:

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Sebastian:

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Maia:

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Jordan:

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Some infinities are bigger than other infinities.
― John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via kushandwizdom)

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)

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